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Bacon Socks



 
Our Price: $9.99

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As anyone that has tried wearing actual strips of bacon around their feet will tell you, it isn't a good idea. The world is filled with stray dogs, hungry bacon fanatics and zombies that confuse salted pork products for human flesh, any of which will do whatever it takes to get at your bacon. Beyond the constant safety hazard, there's also your own comfort to keep in mind. So instead of wrapping your feet, ankles and shins in crispy, jagged strips of bacon, why not try these soft, warm socks instead. This unisex sock features B-A-C-O-N spelled out in white block letters down each calf, with two white stripes around the knee. Design is woven-in, not screen-printed. Your feet will appreciate having a more comfortable experience and your stomach will be happy that no more tasty bacon is being wasted as footwear. (Socks are made from a high-quality blend of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, and 5% spandex. They will fit women's size 7 feet to men's size 13.5 and will reach to the knee on anyone 5' to 6'2".)

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