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Beer Socks- Green
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Just to erase any confusion, we’ll explain this as simply as we can. Beer goggles make OTHER people more attractive to YOU. Beer socks make YOU more attractive to OTHERS. We understand if you confuse the two, it’s ok, it happens to the best of us. Beer goggles are bad, unless you like hitting on people who make trolls look like swimsuit models and Chippendale dancers. Beer socks on the other hand, are great. They make YOU look attractive to ACTUAL swimsuit models and Chippendale dancers. Yes, we do speak from experience. (Socks are made from a high-quality blend of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, and 5% spandex. They will fit women's size 7 feet to men's size 13.5 and will reach to the knee on anyone 5' to 6'2".)
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