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Jesus Bandages
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Oh heavenly Father, wilst thou protecteth me as I do stupid things to look cool in the eyes of the opposite sex. I look for you to be a beacon of healing light as I jumpeth off my roof into thorny bushes while wearing only a cape and several square feet of bubble wrap. Shall you watch over me as I skateboard blindfolded and under the influence onto uneven gravel pathways. Lead me not to danger as I taunt my neighbor’s mangy cat with my unprotected, wiggling fingers. If however, despite your protective watch, I still bring injury unto my own self, may you pass down from up on high some sort of divine protection of the adhesive variety. Shall they be sterile and free of disease and sin, all the while being decorative and tranquil to my sight. Amen. (Decorative tin includes fifteen 3”x1” adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel better.)
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